What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey trot.
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The turkey.
What's the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey.
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?Answer: A turkey, because it is always stuffed.
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?Answer: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?Answer: It had 24 carrots.
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