Funny bean jokes

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What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
What's a werewolf’s favorite kind of bean to eat?
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?
What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ”Good heavens,” he said, ”what is this?” ”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. ”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. ”What is it now?”
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?
Why can't Mexicans have a barbeque?
Why can't you trust a burrito at a drive thru window?
Why can’t you trust a burrito?
Why can’t you trust tacos?
Why did the bean sell his car?
Why did the green bean casserole look away?
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Why don’t I eat beans?

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