What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?Answer: String beans
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?Answer: Tear gas.
What's a werewolf’s favorite kind of bean to eat?Answer: A human bean
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?Answer: 3 bean soup
What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?Answer: A string bean!
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. ”Good heavens,” he said, ”what is this?” ”Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. ”I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. ”What is it now?”
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?Answer: Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
Why can't Mexicans have a barbeque?Answer: The beans keep falling through the grill.
Why can't you trust a burrito at a drive thru window?Answer: Because it might spill the beans.
Why can’t you trust a burrito?Answer: In case it spills the beans.
Why can’t you trust tacos?Answer: They tend to spill the beans.
Why did the bean sell his car?Answer: The back seat didn't have enough legume.
Why did the green bean casserole look away?Answer: Because he saw the cranberry dressing!
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?Answer: Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why don’t I eat beans?Answer: Cuz it gives migas.
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