Do you serve vegetarians here?
Waiter: Of course, how would you like them cooked?
Guest: "What's that fly doing in my gravy?"
Waiter: "Looks like breaststroke!"
Guest: Waiter there's a snail in my salad!
Waiter: That's okay, sir. Snail don't eat much.
Guest: Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Waiter: Chicken Surprise.
Guest: But I don’t see any chicken!
Waiter: That’s the surprise!
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Waiter!
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I bring you some tacos!
Waiter! Theres a dead fly in my taco!
Yeah, they can’t take the spicy jalapenios
Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup.
Yes, sir, I know - it’s the heat that kills them.
Waiter, this food tastes kind of funny?Answer: Then why aren't you laughing!
Waiter, Waiter how long since this table has been washed?
Waiter: I don’t know; I have only worked here 6 months!
Waiter, waiter! What’s this on my plate?
I don’t know sir. All bugs look the same to me.
Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with this fish?
Waiter: Long time no sea, sir.
Waiter, will my pizza be long?Answer: No sir, it will be round!
Waiter: ”Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer: ”What other colors do you have?”
What did the woman say when the waiter told her there was no corn?Answer: Well that really shucks.
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