Funny chef jokes

Why did the chef flip a pancake?

Answer: Because he was a tosser.

Why did the chef go to Las Vegas?

Answer: He wanted to whisk it all

Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches?

Answer: That's just Hawaii rolls.

Why did the chef miss his deadline?

Answer: He ran out of thyme.

Why did the dwarf chef leave the restaurant?

Answer: Because the steaks were too high.

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Answer: Escargot stolen.

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

Answer: He got crêped out.

Why did the Hipster Chef burn his tongue?

Answer: He ate his food before it was cool.

Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking?

Answer: He ran out of Thyme.

Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?

Answer: He wanted a chef salad.

Why did the taco chef stop cooking?

Answer: He ran out of thyme.

Why is the chef so mean?

Answer: She beats the eggs!

Why should you never take financial advice from a chef?

Answer: They like to whisk it all.

Why was the chef fired?

Answer: He was caught stroganoff.

Why was the chef late to work?

Answer: He ran out of thyme