Why did the chef flip a pancake?Answer: Because he was a tosser.
Why did the chef go to Las Vegas?Answer: He wanted to whisk it all
Why did the chef make ham and pineapple wrap sandwiches?Answer: That's just Hawaii rolls.
Why did the chef miss his deadline?Answer: He ran out of thyme.
Why did the dwarf chef leave the restaurant?Answer: Because the steaks were too high.
Why did the french chef go to the police?Answer: Escargot stolen.
Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?Answer: He got crêped out.
Why did the Hipster Chef burn his tongue?Answer: He ate his food before it was cool.
Why did the Iron Chef have to stop cooking?Answer: He ran out of Thyme.
Why did the monster put the cook in a bowl?Answer: He wanted a chef salad.
Why did the taco chef stop cooking?Answer: He ran out of thyme.
Why is the chef so mean?Answer: She beats the eggs!
Why should you never take financial advice from a chef?Answer: They like to whisk it all.
Why was the chef fired?Answer: He was caught stroganoff.
Why was the chef late to work?Answer: He ran out of thyme
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