What did the pastry chef say to his boss to get a raise?Answer: I knead dough
What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?Answer: Doughnut hole me back.
What did the pepperoni say to the cook?Answer: You wanna pizza me?
What did the Taqueria chef say he did on vacation?Answer: Taco bout what an awesome time he had!
What do chefs use to play pool?Answer: Cue-cumbers
What do lousy chefs use to tell them when a roast is done?Answer: A smoke detector.
What do passionate Indian chefs and functional programmers have in common when they are exhausted?Answer: They curry on.
What do you call 2 chefs working together in the same kitchen?Answer: Taste Buds
What do you call a chef with one eye?Answer: Chief
What do you call a deep thinking pastry chef?Answer: A filosopher
What do you call a religious chef?Answer: A man of the broth
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?Answer: Chowlemein
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a cook?Answer: A sue chef.
What does an Italian chef make in a Chinese restaurant?Answer: Ciao Mein.
What does an upset chef make food with?Answer: Angrydients
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