Funny chef jokes

How does a chef get to work?
How many chefs does it take to change a light bulb?
How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey?
How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?
Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common.
They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish.
My blond wife said she was a gourmet chef, I asked her to make ceviche.
She burned it.
The husband and the wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant

A few minutes later, the dinner was served.

Husband: The food looks great. Let's eat.

Wife: But honey, you always say a prayer before eating at home.

Husband: That's at home, sweetie. I'm sure the chef here knows how to cook.
The Italian chef who died, he pasta way.
What are chefs always trying the win?
What did the black guy say to the chef?
What did the chef do with his laddle after he got his first paycheck?
What did the chef say to the skeleton?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?
What did the Native American do after culinary school?

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