Funny chef jokes

How does a chef get to work?

Answer: He woks.

How many chefs does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: One to do it, and five others to tell him how they did it differently in their last kitchen.

How many chefs does it take to stuff a turkey?

Answer: One, but you really have to cram him in there.

How many pastry chefs does it take to make a pie?

Answer: 3.14

Jesus and Michelin Star chefs have one thing in common.
They can both feed 5,000 people with 2 loaves of bread and 5 fish.

My blond wife said she was a gourmet chef, I asked her to make ceviche.
She burned it.

The husband and the wife were having dinner at a fancy restaurant

A few minutes later, the dinner was served.

Husband: The food looks great. Let's eat.

Wife: But honey, you always say a prayer before eating at home.

Husband: That's at home, sweetie. I'm sure the chef here knows how to cook.

What are chefs always trying the win?

Answer: The Hunger Games.

What did the black guy say to the chef?

Answer: What Ja-maican?

What did the chef do with his laddle after he got his first paycheck?

Answer: He souped it up.

What did the chef say to the skeleton?

Answer: BONE Apetit!

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Answer: A hug and a quiche!

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Answer: Looks like we have debris all over the place!

What did the Native American do after culinary school?

Answer: He became a Souix chef.