Funny chef jokes

What is a chefs weapon of choice?
What is the best paying job in the world?
What is the chef's favorite thing to do?
What music do chefs play in the kitchen?
What type of knife do chefs use to connect to Bluetooth?
What's a chef's favourite drug?
What's worse than finding hair in your food?
Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?
Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?
Why are chefs cruel?
Why are chefs good lovers?
Why are cooks cruel?
Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?
Why did the chef add extra oregano to the sauce?
Why did the chef cover Pete with dough, sauce and pepperoni?

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