What did the grape say after it was squashed?Answer: Nothing. It just gave a little whine.
What did the grape say when it was crushed?Answer: Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?Answer: Port whine!
What do you call a wine hangover?Answer: The grape depression.
What happens to grapes when you step on them?Answer: They wine!
What time do ladies drink wine?Answer: At Wine O'Clock.
What’s it called when you get a really bad wine hangover?Answer: The grape depression.
What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine? Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?Answer: Because they're de-vine!
Why do we love wine puns?Answer: Because they're grape!
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
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