Funny wine jokes

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What did the grape say after it was squashed?
What did the grape say when it was crushed?
What do sailors drink when they gather at a tavern to commiserate?
What do you call a wine hangover?
What happens to grapes when you step on them?
What time do ladies drink wine?
What’s it called when you get a really bad wine hangover?
What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine? Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
Why do we enjoy wine jokes?
Why do we love wine puns?
Wine is the most civilized thing in the world.
Ernest Hemingway

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