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Who is the leader of the popcorn?Answer: The kernel
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you’re hungry again.
A blonde orders a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it into six, eight or twelve pieces.
The blonde replies "Six please. I could never eat twelve".
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?Answer: It tends to get stale.
Why were the two gourds so close?Answer: They had deep roots.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers