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What did one sweet potato say to the other?Answer: Wow! I yam impressed!
What is green and pecks on trees?Answer: Woody Wood Pickle!
Why did the skeleton order a restaurant food delivery meal?Answer: To get a spare rib.
If you’re trying to create a company, it’s like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion.
What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything?Answer: Three Men And A Baby
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers