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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Mabel!
Mabel who?
Mabel syrup is lovely on puddings!
Customer: Excuse me, waiter. I hate to bother you but there's a big bug in my porridge. How do you explain this?
Waiter: Sir that just proves that the porridge is so good the bug could not resist swimming in it. Enjoy your meal!
What do you call a fascist vegan?Answer: Lactose intolerant.
Customer: "This is the third time I'm asking you, do you serve pigs in here?!"
Waiter: "Sir Please sit down, this is the 100th time I telling you, we serve everyone here."
A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open the bag and it's half empty.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers