What happens if you eat a dinner of yeast and shoe polish?Answer: You’ll rise and shine in the morning.
What tables do you do not have to learn?Answer: Dinner tables
What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: The turkey.
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?Answer: So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
Why shouldn't you sit next to a turkey at dinner?Answer: Because he will gobble it up.
Why shouldn’t you invite herbs to dinner?Answer: No one has got thyme for dills.
Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.
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