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Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?Answer: Because they always keep their eyes peeled!
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?Answer: A balanced breakfast.
What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap?Answer: Cheddar luck next time!
I tried experimenting with spices the other day. Turned out to be a waste of thyme.
Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?Answer: His bark was worse than his bite.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers