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What do you eat when you're cold and angry?Answer: A brr-grr!
What is the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?Answer: A pirate buries his treasure while a cranberry farmer treasures his berries!
Went to the shop today to buy some lemons and apples, but they didn’t have any. It was a fruitless trip.
Where do pepperonis go on vacation?Answer: The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
Which cookout beef steak can see into your future?Answer: A Medium
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers