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What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?Answer: You make me melt.
Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?Answer: His bark was worse than his bite.
Why are watermelons such good entrepreneurs?Answer: They always have seed money.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?Answer: It wanted to become a watermelon.
What did the sad chickpea say?Answer: I falafel
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers