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Why did the bread maker go to jail?Answer: She was caught beating an egg.
Why are steaks so happy at barbeques?Answer: They get to meet all their old flames.
What is green and dangerous?Answer: A thundering herd of pickles!
What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?Answer: Cocoa-Nuts
Me: "I work with animals every day."
She: "Ohh, how sweet! What is it that you do?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers
What do breads do in the morning?Answer: Rise and shine
Why did the cookie lay down?Answer: Because he was feeling crumby.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?Answer: Brussels sprouts
Why did the man buy some food?