Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny food jokes for all foodies and food lovers. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles, pick up lines and puns about food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these food jokes and with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What's the saddest type of cheese?Answer: Blue cheese!
I once attended the saddest watermelon funeral I’ve ever been to. I gotta say, I’ve never seen anything so meloncholy in my life.
Why is it hard to make chinese food?Answer: Because it takes a lot of wok
Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?Answer: Because they never learned good table manners!
What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?Answer: Game of Scones: All men must dine.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers
