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Two chickpeas are walking down the street when one chickpea starts to vomit.
The other chickpea asks, "Are you okay?" and the chickpea answers, "No, I falafel."
What kind of socks do you need to plant cabbage?Answer: Garden hose!
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?Answer: Breathe dammit, breathe!
What do you call an Atheist who loves Indian food?Answer: A NAAN believer.
Why are pastries so stupid?Answer: They donut know anything.
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers