What is the prettiest pie?Answer: A pumpkin pie, it’s gourd-geous.
What’s a jack o’ lantern’s favorite movie?Answer: Pulp Fiction!
What’s black, white, orange and waddles?Answer: A penguin carrying a pumpkin.
What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?Answer: Your teeth
When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?Answer: I'm vine, thanks for asking.
Who is smelly and has no body?Answer: A pumpkin
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