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Vegetarians - nothing wrong with vegetarians. Some of my best friends are vegetarians. Admittedly, they're also quadrupeds.
Why is daddy hugging his barbecue?Answer: Because it is the grill of his dreams.
Why won’t anyone sit next to a watermelon?Answer: They have a strange smelon.
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?Answer: A poultry-geist!
Why do people on a diet eat TV dinners?Answer: So they could watch what they eat!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers