What do you drink at a football game?Answer: Root beer
What is a man’s idea of a balanced diet?Answer: A Budweiser in each hand!
What is a tree’s favourite drink?Answer: Root beer.
What kind of beer is always served in a bucket of ice?Answer: Pail ale!
What were the highlights of the latest Super Bowl?Answer: The ads, especially the beer ads!
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?Answer: One less drunk.
What’s the difference between men and pigs?Answer: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.
Why do blondes prefer sudsy beer puns?Answer: Because they like good, clean humor.
Why do drunks like Christmas?Answer: Because it’s the most wonderful time of the beer.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?Answer: Because you can’t drink and derive.
Why doesn’t Jesus buy beer?Answer: Hebrews
Why is a beer better than religion?Answer: Nobody has ever been crucified, burned at the stake, or hanged due to which craft beer they drink.
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?Answer: Beer doesn't care how you have sex.
Why should they allow beer drinking at the workplace?Answer: It reduces stress.
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