What is a tree's favorite soft drink?Answer: Root Beer
What is a tree’s favorite drink?Answer: Root beer!
What is a video game art designer's favorite soft drink?Answer: Sprite
What soft drink do pigs like best?Answer: Root beer.
Whats a plants favorite drink?Answer: Root Beer
What’s a flower’s favorite drink at the movie theater?Answer: Root beer
What’s a frog’s favorite drink?Answer: Croak-a-cola
Which soft drink do frogs and toads prefer?Answer: Croak-a-Cola
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?Answer: She thought it was diet coke.
Why did the can crusher quit her job?Answer: Because it was soda pressing!
Why did the guy at the Pepsi factory get fired?Answer: He tested positive for Coke.
Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, "Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please"!
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