When does coffee taste like mud?Answer: When it's ground!
Which footballer makes the best coffee?Answer: Diego Costa!
Why are all Jewish men required to make a good cup of coffee?Answer: Because according to the Torah, He Brews!
Why are men like coffee?Answer: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
Why did the coffee file a police report?Answer: It got mugged.
Why didn’t the espresso ever talk to the herbal drinks?Answer: Because it said they weren’t his cup of tea.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?Answer: It takes too long to retrain them.
Will glass coffins be a success?Answer: Remains to be seen.
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