What do you call an Indian coffee?Answer: A Kapur-chino
What do you call an over-caffeinated turkey?Answer: A per-key!
What do you call sad coffee?Answer: Despresso
What do you call two coffee mugs sitting next together?Answer: A happy cup-ple
What does a cow order at Starbucks?Answer: A half-calf-double-latte.
What does a ghost have in his morning coffee?Answer: Scream and sugar
What is a bean’s favorite thing to eat on Thanksgiving?Answer: Roast
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?Answer: Sanka!
What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?Answer: Raw raw raw raw raw
What's another name for a Soy Mocha Latte?Answer: 3 bean soup
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?Answer: Depresso espresso!
What’s fat, slimy, and drinks a lot of Coffee?Answer: Java the Hut
What’s it called when you steal someone’s coffee?Answer: Mugging!
What’s the difference between coffee and your opinion?Answer: I asked for coffee.
What’s the opposite of coffee?Answer: Sneezy
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