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Husband: Honey, I broke a glass in the kitchen.
The wife: I am coming with the broom.
Husband: It ain't urgent. You can come on foot.
What did the boss say to his pizza during their meeting?Answer: There’s mushroom for improvement.
What did the tortilla chip say to the avocado when the dip bowl was empty?Answer: We’ve hit guac bottom!
What vegetable should you always keep in the trunk of your car?Answer: Asparagus
Why did the green bean casserole look away?Answer: Because he saw the cranberry dressing!
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers