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What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?Answer: A bun
What do you call a Russian raspberry?Answer: Rasputin
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Answer: Someone told him he should get an apple Mac.
What did the lemon say to the lime?Answer: Sour you doing?
Following a recipe, says I need: apples, five cubed. 125 sounds like a lot of apples for a pie…
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers
What do breads do in the morning?Answer: Rise and shine
Why did the cookie lay down?Answer: Because he was feeling crumby.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?Answer: Brussels sprouts
Why did the man buy some food?