Funny donut jokes

Where is a basketball player's favorite place to eat?

Answer: Dunkin' Donuts

Where’s a donuts favorite vacation spot?

Answer: The Sahara dessert!

Which nut is the worst for your diet?

Answer: Donuts

Which pastry is the most religious?

Answer: The donut. Its holiness cannot be denied.

Why are pastries so stupid?

Answer: They donut know anything.

Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?

Answer: He was stuffed!

Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?

Answer: They thought it would be fun for the hole family.

Why did the donut decide to become a priest?

Answer: It always felt very hole-y!

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

Answer: Because it needed a chocolate filling.

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut company?

Answer: She was fed up with the hole business!

Why did the mother return a donut?

Answer: Because there was a hole in it.

Why do donuts hate puns so much?

Answer: They donut like to joke around!

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.