What do you call a singing bottle of mustard?Answer: Celine Dijon
What do you call it when you steal a bottle of Jack Daniel's?Answer: A Whiskey Move
What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whiskey?Answer: A beautiful dress can make one woman look gorgeous. A bottle of whiskey can make all women look gorgeous.
What’s the secret to enjoying a good bottle of wine? Open the bottle to let it breathe. If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth-to-mouth.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?Answer: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why do you never leave a bottle of Vodka around someone from Finland?Answer: Because they will Finnish it off
Why is a bottle of beer better than religion?Answer: Beer doesn't care how you have sex.
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