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Why did the bean sell his car?Answer: The back seat didn't have enough legume.
What do you call a milkshake from Abu Dhabi?Answer: MilkSheikh
What do lousy chefs use to tell them when a roast is done?Answer: A smoke detector.
Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
Does anybody know any jokes about salt?Answer: Na
What did the salad say to the kidnapper?Answer: Lettuce go
Burger: "Hey, I just got back from running 13 miles!"
His burger friend: "Wow, your a fast food!"
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
What did the soy sauce say to the sushi?Answer: If you show me yours I'll shoyu mine!
What do you call to bananas on the floor?Answer: Slippers