What do you call a cold meal?Answer: Brrrrrrrrrrreakfast
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?Answer: A balanced breakfast.
What do you get when you leave oatmeal in the freezer?Answer: Your brrrrr-eakfast!
What does a jokester have for his breakfast?Answer: A pun – cake
What does a pirate eat for breakfast?Answer: Captain Crunch
What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast?Answer: Surreal and Milk!
What does Santa eat for breakfast?Answer: Mistle toast!
What does Satan have for breakfast?Answer: Deviled Eggs
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?Answer: Breakfast in bed!
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?Answer: Mice krispies
What is the most favourite meal of a car?Answer: Brake-fast
What is the typical breakfast of a thief?Answer: Full of steel oats.
What's it called when you mix champagne with orange juice at breakfast?Answer: Alcoholism
What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?Answer: Pooched eggs
Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?Answer: They choke when they get too close to a bowl.
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