Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?Answer: She wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory?Answer: Because she kept throwing the bent ones out!
Why did the blonde put a candy bar under her pillow?Answer: She wanted to have sweet dreams.
Why did the blonde snort artificial sweetener?Answer: She thought it was diet coke.
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice bottle for 2 hours?Answer: Because it said 'concentrate'.
Why does a blonde open yogurt in the store?Answer: Because the box says "Open here"
Why does the blonde always put her laptop on a cooling rack while she's using it online?Answer: 'Cause it says, "This site uses cookies, Duh!"
Why don't blondes double the amounts in recipes when cooking for more people?Answer: The oven usually doesn't go to 700 degrees.
Why don't blondes eat Jello?Answer: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Why don’t blondes eat bananas?Answer: They can’t find the Zipper.
Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?Answer: It takes too long to retrain them.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?Answer: She kept throwing away the W's.
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