What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?Answer: An animal that can milk itself.
What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?Answer: Pearls of Wisdom.
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?Answer: Loafers
What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?Answer: Cheerios
What do you get when you cross fruit with a necklace?Answer: A food chain!
What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?Answer: A poultry-geist!
What would you get if you crossed pasta with a snake?Answer: Spaghetti that wraps itself around a fork.
Who helps young winter squash cross the road safely?Answer: The crossing gourd.
Why did the baker cross the road?Answer: He had muffin’ else to do!
Why did the bread cross the road?Answer: To BUTTER the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?Answer: Because he was tired of living beside KFC!
Why did the elephant cross the road?Answer: To get to the peanut.
Why did the gum cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
Why did the lemon cross the road?Answer: He wanted to play squash!
Why did the strawberry cross the road?Answer: Because his mother was in a jam.
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